Baptist hand job

A masturbatory act in which the penis is stimulated to erection, but not to ejaculation.

Peggy Sue allowed Cletus a Baptist hand job during their courtship, thinking that it wasn't sex but kept him on the line.

by Elvis wearing a bra July 21, 2005

Totoro Hand-Job

When one gets a hand-job from a large hairy man at a bus stop on a rainy day.

Man, Matt was so happy when it finally rained. He'd been waiting for a Totoro Hand-Job for, like, 3 weeks.

by AmericaManofAmerica February 25, 2014

riverboat style hand job

When a girl gives you a hand job using both hands. Fist the right up the shaft then the left....repeat. Kind of like milking a cow only there is only one teat.

My girlfriend asked me if I wanted a regular or riverboat style hand job.

by Bobby Poppe September 17, 2006

Cheesecake Hand Job

Commonly referred to as a CCHJ, this sexual act is decidedly an up and comer. A CCHJ constitutes a female using cheesecake as a lubricant while performing a hand job. The male recipient eats a separate slice of cheesecake while the hand job is performed. Towards the end of the hj the female performs oral sex, consequently getting some cheesecake herself as well as minimizing clean up.

Person #1: Hey man how was valentines day dinner with Sarah?
Person #2: Dinner was great but dessert was better. We ordered to slices of delicious cheesecake to go and I stayed up all night getting cheesecake hand jobs.
Person #1: Dude you're fucking fresh as produce.

by PJFRESH February 8, 2009

Banana Nut Hand Job

A hand job preformed after smothering your junk with banana nut muffins, leaving a fruity and tasty baked banana smell.

Dude, she's a freak. Last night we were at her place, and she gave me a Banana Nut Hand Job.

by T.o.L. May 29, 2010

Champagne Hand Job

When a girl is giving you a hand job, and right when you are about to finish, she puts her thumb over the tip, spraying it everywhere, and leaving some stuck in the chamber. It'll come out in an hour, but probably sting.

Holy shit that girl just gave me a champagne hand job, and some got stuck in the champber!

by Richard Brownell May 8, 2010

Italian Hand Job

Giving yourself a handjob using the hand of either a passed out or sleeping girl/guy.

"Sara passed out early last night so i had to give myself an italian handjob"

by Lonny February 3, 2005