National fuck hamish day

April 13tg is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him

Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet

Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day

by JeremyH128 April 13, 2019

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Hamish Forrest

A guy with a tiny penis and a emo girlfriend. R0pe1and way 62.

Hamish Forrest

refuses to not sit with his girlfriend 24/7

by Henry hort December 11, 2023

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Hamish Wales

A young boy, usually overweight and in most cases extremely gay

Wow, look at that guy over there he's definitely a Hamish Wales.

by Finbar Thompson August 23, 2021

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Hamish francis

best guy u will ever meet, love them to bits xx

hamish francis is so cute, I love hamish francis

by Hahahahagagagagagagag July 01, 2021

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Hamish Monie

Some bum who is similar to a leaf as he is 0.00001 grams heavy. He gets absolutely no bitches (-50 estimated) and his parents like to belt the shit out of him. He doesn't like to go out on a windy day because he will get blown away, that's why he can't get a haircut.

That guy is such a bum his name is probably Hamish Monie

by Jackson Theodore the seventeen March 28, 2022

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