Hamish

A hamish is a guy who has a low level of self-awareness. He always stares at two girls in particular for extended periods of time and is very creepy. He acts as though girls are some kind of weird creatures that are just there to look pretty for him to stare at. This guy will stare at a lot of people and not know when to break eye contact but stares at girls most often.

Person 1: Hamish is always staring at me in class!
Person 2: ME TOO! it's so weird
Person 1: IKR! It makes me so uncomfortable.
Person 2: same

by knowledgeable queen November 10, 2020

Hamish

Hot,sexy,attractive and dirty minded

hamish is a loving , caring man and has a girlfriend so lady's BACK OFF!
#love birds

by Hello boyfriend(hamish) March 16, 2017

hafish

a person who is half of a fish.

hes a hafish

by _)_)_)__ June 17, 2018

Hamish

Hamish, also known as 'Maccas' is a poor iPhone peasent with a fetish work wood, metal, leather and whip craft. Scientists finally discovered the smallest measurement physically possible( the Micromaccas) when they measured his dick.

Oh, not Hamish again!
Oh, poor iPhone user. They must be a Hamish!

by .-.__xX69FortniteLegend69Xx__. October 23, 2018

Hamish

The best mofo you will ever meet and he’s got a big penis

Hamish he’s the best

by Big pee pee man2517 March 17, 2019

Hamish

A person who is deeply unsatisfied after the first orgasm.

“He’s going again? Ew, he’s such a Hamish.”

by Discombobulated Bob October 11, 2020

Hagfish

1. A jawless, slimy, bottom-dwelling fish that preys on dead animals by burrowing inside of them and eating out their insides.

2. A jawless, slimy-looking cock that eats women from the inside out.

1. Whoa, dude, i was just watching the discovery channel episode on hagfish. Those things are fucking creepy, man!

2. Jonny just ate Mary out with his hagfish again.

by Birdmaster300 May 6, 2009