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shat on a halibut

The fragrance of a person who smells so foul based on overabundance of cigarettes, perfume, lack of hygiene and shit. This aroma can only be described as a dead halibut rotting in the hot south Alabama sun that has been shat upon by a wino.
Damn, this elevator smells like ass. Someone must have shat on a halibut.
by Space Herpie October 15, 2008
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Haliey

the most amazing girl in the universe. beautiful and full of love . very smart. her personality is amazing, she is very funny has a great sense of humor and will make you smile more then anyone else. she is incredibly sweet and is always thinking of others before her self. she is much more talented, athletic, and smarter then she gives her self credit for. she is usually modest. she is small but has a personality and heart larger then any one else's. she is the most amazing girlfriend and friend and is always supportive and helpful. she is there for you when you need her. every time your with her is the most amazing time of your life and wish it would never end. she makes everyday amazing and gives you a reason to wake up every morning. you are the luckiest guy in the world if you have her in your life. and i love her!!
you're such a Haliey!
by bambamthepirate November 5, 2012
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Halifax

Capital of Nova Scotia, pop. about 400,000. largest city in Atlantic canada.
Halifax is a great city to live in.
by haligonian October 17, 2004
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haikucronym

The haikucronym is the poetic hybrid of a haiku and an acronym. It appears in the traditional haiku form of three lines: five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables. The first letter of each word contributes to the acronym which serves as the title for the poem. The haikucronym was created by Jon Hoffman in 2002 for Peace Week at Luther College in Decorah, IA.
Here are a couple examples of haikucronyms:
(artifacts)
antique reminders
told in futuristic arts
create truth suspect
(urban life)
unrelenting rage
beautiful art, nervous lives
impure flowing edge
by Jon Hoffman September 24, 2005
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Haikued

After Trump won the Presidency, I began to write 100 Haiku poems on social media. I figured, I had 100 days to become a poet, if we were giving Trump 100 days to become our President. I found, after about 45 days, that my friends on social media were sending me any and all memes regarding Haiku. Further, they began to respond to any of my posts with original poems they wrote in traditional Haiku form. Hence, I realized, I had been Haikued.
My dear friend Haikued me and her poem was much better than mine. I like to think my attempt at traditional Haiku is rather good, but She really out-Haikued me on my last post.
by BuffaloBill555 February 6, 2017
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haiku poo

Haiku poo, or Haiku o shinagara haiku(Haiku while you poop), is an ancient form of haiku used to pass the time while in the bathroom, meditating on the physical release from within. A three-line poem with 17 syllables, put together in a 5–7–5 pattern, it is usually said in one breath, which may be very helpful depending on type of poop or length of time in the bathroom.
A haiku poo from Sumida Manobutt....

ここで私は座って呼吸する
ヒトデは水に向かって話す
私は終わってフラッシュする

Koko de watashi wa suwatte kokyū suru

Hitode wa mizu ni mukatte hanasu

Watashi wa owatte furasshu suru

Here I sit and breathe
Starfish speaks to the water
I finish and flush
by Zachariah Langley 13 May 4, 2018
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haiku

this is a haiku
it has seven syllables

it also has five

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a haiku is a Japanese poem including 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the last ( only three lines)
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