hairy petter

-comes in the form of PETER KIM
-erotic counterpart of harry potter
-writes erotic novels
-spills anal aliens on his pants
-an anal strategist who enjoys, and quote, "anal gallivantings"
-a backdoor matadore at his best

you're a lovely boy, hairy petter.

by JChao February 27, 2008

hairy steak

It is a females vigina / unshaved for 8 weeks or more.
Female s private part in the 1970s.

Wow my girlfriend is lazy , she has one heck of a Hairy Steak . Gee golly I wish she had a weed whacker or a lawn mower.

by Hair pie inspector January 02, 2019

Hairy Burka

This is a meaning for a man who shaves his genital area but has hairy legs and belly. The shaved part look like the eye section of a Burka.

Question to a hairy man: Q. Do you shave your balls? A. Yeah I have a Hairy Burka!

by BrownBoy90 January 20, 2015

Hairy Dick

A hairy dick... It's self explanatory

Guy1; *pulls down his pants in front of his class *
Guy2;bruh why is the shaft so hairy?!
Guy1;Bruh it's a hairy dick... It's self explanatory

by Izers December 05, 2018

hairy yeti

It is when a woman if so hairy you can't find the vagina.

"Did you go down on her?"
"No, I couldn't get past the hairy yeti."

by Super Hot Dave August 07, 2017

Hairy shotgun

A very hairy penis but small

Look that black man has a hairy shotgun

by Zacharythatwigga November 14, 2018

Hairy Oliver

After oral sex, the pubic hairs that linger in your braces.

God man, she got the Hairy Oliver last night. I haven't shaved in weeks.

by Slimebitch December 10, 2015