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left hander

The rather difficult task of masturbating with the left hand while using the right hand on a mouse to navigate porn on the Internet.
With practice you can become ambidextrous; however that in no way discriminates against ambidextrous men who are born that way.
When my mother goes to the supermarket I have a quick left hander.
by soreofhing July 6, 2009
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Hadering

(Verb)

The inability to hold character causing all who is watching to can’t even, die, or laugh uncontrollably.
That man right there is Hadering. I am dead."
by ThatHaderOverThere February 17, 2013
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harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday

Usually when someone is working very hard or when they tell a terrible joke and your being sarcastic that their joke is good
Guy 1- hey bro guess what
Guy 2- what
Guy 1-what is fat and goes bump at night
Guy 2-idk what
Guy 1-Ur mom!
Guy 2- wow that joke slapped harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday
by Big brain today November 12, 2020
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Harder Daddy

When a male or males aren't fucking the other person hard enough the person getting fuckes will yell "harder daddy" and get fucked extremely hard.
Harder daddy~ a-ahh!! O-ooh g-god!! Ahhhhnnn!!! H-harder daddy~~!!
by Animepathic July 22, 2017
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One Hander

A woman with an ass so petite that you can cover most of it in one hand. To be more specific you must be able to clench and hold both cheeks together effortlessly with just one hand. This can only be achieved if the distance between your thumb and middle finger is wider than the apex of both buttocks. This is not possible with asses exceeding 1.0 Hdr
"Dude check out the one hander at the bar"
"Now THAT is a one hander"
by sananman July 23, 2015
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harder daddy

When the male is not going hard enough and she screams harder daddy then she gets fucked so hard that her organism turns the bed into the ocean
Oh yes daddy go harder daddy oh oh oh oh oh oh oh fuck yes oh get inside me and fuck me harder make me bleed until I'm dead.
by Bossdowg11 May 28, 2016
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Bi Harder

The attempts of girls who aren't bi, but pretend to be bi to get more attention from guys, especially evident in their Myspace and Facebook photos where they are kissing / making out with other girls or when they go to parties and clubs and dance provocatively or kiss or make out with girls. They have no intention of doing anything more 'bi' than that or getting into a bi relationship. They are only into attracting attention to themselves.
Guy #1: Is very girl at this club tonite bi?

Guy #2: Hawwwttt!

Guy #3: Nah, they're not bi, they're just bi harder.

Guy #2: Well it's still hawwwttt!

Guy #3: Yeah well good luck getting any, it's all a show.
They won't deliver.
by sarasplayroom.com August 31, 2009
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