Hairoopogist

one who has an unusual obsession with hair; a group belonging to the Ceratin Rights movement

"The hairoopogist places his cut hair in a ziploc bag."

by 1337 Man November 30, 2003

Haironautics

(n)the theory and practice of hair restoration

Hey, you're no longer a slaphead. Have you been to a clinic. No I read a book on haironautics and as you can see I am no longer bald.

by Michael Pettett August 28, 2006

Hairoculars

A word used to describe the action of using braided hairs to peer through. Usually used to disguise or camoflauge the act of looking.

Oh, look! Brady is using hairoculars to look at that womans ass.

by Taylor Deupree April 20, 2007

haironautics

(also haironautic, haironautical) Elaborately and clearly artificially sculpted hairstyles that require a degree in engineering to create and maintain, and that in some cases could carry the wearer aloft were it not for the pounds of product required to achieve them. Found most commonly at weddings. As an adjective, used to describe the products and tools required to accomplish these hair arrangements that appear to defy the laws of physics.

Antonym: hairgonomics

Wedding guest 1: "Is it just me, or are the bridesmaids in this wedding sporting some serious haironautics?"

Wedding Guest 2: "For sure, that last gust of wind would have sent the one with the wingy things airborne if she hadn't been weighed down by all that product."

by terminally.ill June 13, 2009

Hancock Fade

The act of getting a brutal haircut at some sketchy barbershop during lunchtime around the office, just for the sake of convenience.

I heard angry ken took off early for lunch today and came back with a fresh Hancock fade

Dayuumm son who hancock faded you?!?

by Ya boiiii September 9, 2009

Hancock Dangerous

A person who displays intense and extreme authority. A person who performs even the most trivial tasks in the most extreme ways possible. Hancock Dangerous walks extreme, drives extreme, and eats hummus extreme.

To carry strong disregard for authority, or in other words, to mess up peoples shit when they are being dumb.

To say words with a speech impediment.

The act of avoiding a speeding ticket based solely on having a New York accent.

When you divide Hancock Dangerous by zero, you get one.. One bad ass muthafucka.

Hancock Dangerous just kicked down my door, knocked the diet coke out of my hand, replaced it with coffee, and then left.

To say "Get outta ere, eff awf, get me kawffee"

by Annie Stallion June 1, 2011

Hairosexual

When you get attracted to someone’s hair

Hey razan, your hair makes me hairosexual

I’m hairosexual for razan’s hair

by Hairosexual June 29, 2018