husband beater

a wife beater that is somehow extremely homosexual because of design, color, or even personality of the wearer.

That kid is wearing a bright pink husband beater

by currybomb July 18, 2010

Husband Beater

A wife beater worn by a gay man.

Guy one: I think Adam lambert is wearing a wife beater
guy two: more like Husband Beater

by Dhiggz May 15, 2010

husband beater

exactly the same as a normal ribbed wifebeater tank top only worn by a girl. usually a bit more stylish than wifebeaters actually due to the fact that girls usually wear different colors(black,yellow,pink,green) rather than just plain white and could also be found at zumiez or other female skate clothes shops with various brand logos for a jacked up price.

actually 10x better than wifebeaters when worn by chicks that are stacked. fucking HOT!!..

i always had stiffies for the stacked girls in my school that wore husband beater(s)..

by y2c January 14, 2011

Husband Sandwich

What becomes of ones husband when his wife leaves him inside the bar to go out and smoke with 4 or more of her intoxicated friends.

When Tina stepped outside to smoke all her drunk buddies made a husband sandwich.

by Sarafinasma February 4, 2009

Husband Dick

Dick you could take everyday for the rest of your life , so much so you’d make the man with it your husband. Husband Dick is usually around 7-8 inches with a decent amount of girth.

Husband Dick should not be confused with Boyfriend Dick or Vacation Dick.

Friend #1: So how was it with chad last night???

Friend #2: I swear he had Husband Dick! I might just have to marry him!

by PooopSockk June 5, 2023

Husband Stitch

When a gay man has been anally penetrated repeatedly by particularly large dicks, and their butt hole has lost its elasticity; a doctor will add a "Husband Stitch" to re-tighten the butt hole and make the gay man more appealing to members of the same-sex.

Chester is ready for his parole hearing, he has had his husband stitch and everything!

by Dracythis June 21, 2017

Husband Dick

A penis that’s not quite vacation dick, but not small enough to be boyfriend dick. Husband dick is usually 7-8 inches with a good amount of girth. Husband dick hits so well you’d make the man your husband.

Friend 1: So how was it last night, with Chad???

Friend 2: It was soooooo good he had Husband Dick, I might just have to make him mine

by PooopSockk June 5, 2023