Male figure who can't get it thru his thick head that his ex wife wouldn't touch him again even if her life depended on it and tries to interfere with her marriage cuz he can't stand to see her with anyone else.
by LaDeena June 03, 2006
by Daugher of a stolen husband December 29, 2008
The husband is head of the house, and the final decision on matters affecting the welfare and economy of the family were left to him. He is responsible for the spiritual and physical needs of the family. A Man that has the ability to cook and clean if necessary. He loves his wife as he does his own body and limits his sexual relations to his wife only. This man is not perfect; however, when the mistake he has made has been brought to his attention or he realizes it, he apologizes. Living in this day and age...while still being the family head, he recognizes that the wife can make more money than he does. He doesn't take this offensively yet he still makes decisions and love and supports his wife. Sports and recreation all have their place. He never neglects his wife. He is respectful, loving, kind, long suffering, mild, and patient.
by B.Experiment October 04, 2008
1.The act of a male spouse remaining perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to the question "Do I look fat?"
2.Also a device used by dogs,see "invisible dog"usually with better effect.
2.Also a device used by dogs,see "invisible dog"usually with better effect.
"Lee did not want to acknowledge his wife's question,so he went invisible husband to diffuse the situation."
invisible husband invisible dog avoidance spouse conflict avoidance avoidance
invisible husband invisible dog avoidance spouse conflict avoidance avoidance
by Bart's Mom August 05, 2009
"hooking up" with girls, even if they're 10 years younger than him and have boyfriends. Yet he says these hook-up girls are "only friends" since he wouldn't want to jeopardize his "happy" marriage of over 12 years! What a Man Slut! Pitty the poor women who's married to him...
OMG, did you know that she walked in on her cheating husband at the party that night...what a man slut.
by Kelly Mango April 13, 2006
by Tik Tok fan8181888888111091049 October 16, 2020
The Husband of an OnlyFans model. The next level up from Instagram Boyfriend.
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Most OnlyFans Husbands are also in the lifestyle as they support and promote thier wife's slutty ways.
OnlyFans Husbands can be seen not only taking pictures and videos for thier wife's OnlyFans site but also will be busy editing video and setting up lighting equipment.
Most OnlyFans Husbands are also in the lifestyle as they support and promote thier wife's slutty ways.
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by Paq130 October 15, 2020