April 13tg is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him
Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day
by JeremyH128 April 13, 2019
Get the National fuck hamish daymug. by Yours trulyyyyyy, June 24, 2019
Get the Hamishmug. by hamish69sucks-his-own-cock May 3, 2022
Get the hamishmug. A sad little man with an attractive mother who is moving to Birmingham to get away from it all and become a ‘better version of himself’
That was so pathetic it was comparable to Hamish
by The 1 who knocks August 18, 2024
Get the Hamishmug. A Hamish is a loner that tries too hard to fit in Hamish likes to start trouble by telling people things that will create a war because it makes him feel powerful and popular. Hamish hasn't got much of an education but will insist he knows more about a certain subject even if the person he is bullshitting to is a professional in this act or area . Hamish is lazy and spiteful.. often remembered as a spoilt, spiteful ,cocky smartass.. Hamish believes that he has the brains and smarts to outwit/ and out think anyone, his loneliness causes him to steal inexpensive junk , getting caught then doing serious time for it
by Karl gto September 19, 2020
Get the Hamishmug. 
Imagine a walnut, imagine that exact size, now think of an apple and how smooth it is, combine the two and you have the brain of Hamish Rayner. One can describe Hamish Rayner with the words; not based, smooth-brained, pyramid head, and Harnish. Frequent behavior of hating skeletons, hating gravel, and hating redacted is frequently observed.
Guy 1: Did you hear about that horrible terrorist attack recently?
Guy 2: Yeah, whoever did it was a total Hamish Rayner.
Guy 1: Totally, only someone named Hamish Rayner would do that.
Guy 2: Yeah, whoever did it was a total Hamish Rayner.
Guy 1: Totally, only someone named Hamish Rayner would do that.
by Absolutelynotarobot1234 September 8, 2020
Get the Hamish Raynermug.