haffa

a word that means "have to", but in a much cuter fashion. TOLD YOU IT WAS A WORD WILLIE!

willie: allison, I totally do need to come visit you at college!
allison: no, like, you seriously haffa!!

by iamrightc? September 10, 2011

hamfisted meme

A meme so horribly shoved into any situation, often a case of some inbred Tumblrina getting angry at someone and littering their comment section with a unrelated picture, lyrics from a song, a copypasta text meme or something like that in order to litter a comments section with immature spam. It's never a logical argument and just shows the poster is pathetic.

Finalspin could not think of any logical argument against the picture that showed there are only two genders, she then copied the description and in a hamfisted meme, tried to work that one old TV show "Wheel of Fortune" in her version of it as she posted into the comments section, proving she was braindead and was a inbred SJW.

by The Painful Reality November 11, 2017

haffa blowie

the volume of the head plus the volume of the shaft equaling the radius of the jaw plus the volume of the mouth is haffa blowie

my mouth is so small i could only perform haffa blowie

by scribdizzle October 3, 2009

haffin

divide something 2 people can share in half

would you like to haffin my soda?

by Deloris A June 9, 2008

Hamflap

A flappy pussy.

Yo she got a hamflap and you're cool with that?

by Pussygetter103 August 20, 2011

Haffet

To eat turtle soups or give crazy ladies turtle soup.
People like this seem to LOVE lots of Kiwi.
Sometimes they may even rever to themselves as "Papi Champi."

Kiwi: hello?
Guy: yea?
Kiwi: oh wow, you're cool.
Guy: hell yea, I'm the champ!
Kiwi: you're such a haffet.

by hatersrcool January 1, 2010

haiffa

Beautiful, tight pussy, big butt, men's sex toy

Roy : Im so horny I need haiffa right now!

by The Guy who knows everything. October 16, 2018