Gruncle

An uncle with a grudge. usually the surly uncle with a gripe against something or some one.

nephew 1: omg there is uncle vee!

nephew 2: Oh god don't hes got a grudge against the state right now

nephew 2: oh Gruncle vee is back again huh

by UncleAlf December 30, 2019

gunalen

A chill guy who cares for his friends

Rahul: My friend just helped me pass the SOL

Paul: He is such a Gunalen

by Ayauaayyausugnfj January 11, 2017

Gruncle

A man dating or married to your aunt who is old enoung to be your grandpa. They tend to fall asleep at the dinner table and drone on about old people crap; Generally disliked by anyone under 40 but favoured with the Aunt's parents because of his old, old age. Can be found at local events which are free because they tend to be broke.

Niece : "OMG mom did you see Auntie Georgette's new boyfriend? Look's like we got a new gruncle!"

Mom: "Yes dear I think he is from the ice age and recently thawed out."

Niece: "I concur."

Mom: "and how!"

by omgitzagrunclecheezeburger May 29, 2009

Gunches

1. A gazillion bunches.

2. A lot
3. A large amount of something.

1. Thank you gunches.
2. I love you gunches.
3. I have gunches of bunny rabbits.

by Deavii February 19, 2010

Gruncle

When you have to take an extremely long and painful dump after eating alot.

Me: After this I'm going to take a nice gruncle.
Friend: So will i.

by The Diego Bleachers August 30, 2016

gunclelope

A term used by a two year old to describe her "adorable prancing uncle".

Nisha's gunclelope prances through the desert.

by lopeysis November 24, 2009

gunzlebuster

1)One who busts gunzles.
2)One who harasses a gunzle through verbal and sexual abuse.

Matt is a gunzlebuster.

by James October 25, 2003