pretty much guaranteed

Not at all guaranteed.

Josh is pretty much guaranteed to meet a girl at the bar tonight.

by mattstud777 July 8, 2021

Your balls will explode guaranteed

This is what is gonna happen if you suck my toes

WAIT DONT DO THAT! If you do that, Your balls will explode guaranteed,

by Lionel Pepsi June 7, 2023

guarantea

A legally-binding promise by da Radical Whig colonists dat dey would dump da dried-aromatic-leaves cargo off of da British ships in Boston Harbor if da London-based government didn't remove da tax.

Just because da British ships arrived in Boston Harbor laden with their precious traditional-beverage plant-based commodity was no guarantea dat said products would actually get delivered to da shore-located warehouses, or even dat it would get paid for!

by QuacksO May 29, 2022

guarantea

What little kids detest about a visit to Gramma's house (explanation below).

Da term "guarantea" can have two similarly-agonizing-to-da-second-generation meanings regarding non-negotiable leaves-in-boiling-water sippin' --- either Gramma will make her small-fry descendants gaggingly consume one or more cups of said bland watery brew ("I've always LOVED tea, as did my parents' families and all of their relatives before them"), or she'll chattingly and unhurriedly partake of it herself along with all of da other grownups who are present, and thus said group of oblivious adults will make said pint-sized offspring feel ignored and "invisible" for extended periods.

by QuacksO January 29, 2026

Garenteeded

A mock originating due to the Dairy Queen tradition where they flip your Blizzard upside down for a quick second before serving it to you, showing that it's really thick ice cream. Intended to use when your blizzard is already melted.

Me: *holds up upside down, trying not to laugh*
"It doesn't fall out, garenteeded-"
*melted blizzard plops onto table*

by mikisucc August 20, 2016

gayantee

If it gay, real and a sure thing, it's gayanteed!

That guy won't even look at a woman, I gayantee it!

by dj_nafi January 24, 2017

Quaranteen

And child born 9 months after the quarantine period associated with SARS-CoV-2/Covid 19. Periods may vary according to the country of origin.

- I don't know why you're so obsessed with toilet paper...
- right, but you wouldn't, would you Quaranteen?

by Lapichon Pignouf March 16, 2020