guamanians

Ethnic group of people that inhabit the US pacific island of Guam. They are known for having an extremely unique culture. They are known to annually travel to a specific location, in Lithuania, where they'll shave off all their hair including eyebrows and squirt diarrhiea all over the local Russians. Other than this weird tradition they are known to have family feasts where they exchange farts in each others faces going from elders down to the youngest of the family. Guamanians (or the people of Guam) are known to worship all and any kind of bodily fluid or gas coming out of minors, expecially farts. Their culture requires them to name their offspring after their beloved gas. Some notable guamanians include : Fartalumpa Queefers, DaFartaga Diarhoface and Kevin Fartman.

Person 1: Why are those people brown?
Person 2: They seem to be farting in each others faces a lot... Maybe thats why.
Person 3 : It's a mix of the two. They are just guamanians.

by BenSpinnerLovesChickenDinner May 21, 2021

guamming

To ostrasize or exclude oneself. To move over into an area where nothing else is. To make oneself antisocial.

(Suppose a pillow is off on the other side of the room by no other pillows)
Person: Why is that pillow guamming? Can someone toss it over here?

by brooke y. rachael October 4, 2006

Guambo

Female Sex Organ, pussy

I'm going to the club to get some guambo.

by ChanMan December 9, 2003

The Guamprince

The self-appointed Prince of Guam. He has powers to control women's thoughts and desires. He is wanted by all women. He has powers to make love to multiple women at once. When carrying his digital camera, women want him to take pictures of them. Men look up to him with hopes that one day to be like him.

G.T: The Guamprince took five women home from the party and filled up a 256mb memory card on his digital camera. I wish I could be like him.

Ate: Me too.

by islandking January 15, 2005

Guamps

A filler for a swear word of private body part.

shut your guamps!

by jordan arnald November 26, 2010

Guamy

Oversized spanyard Tanks that laugh at jokes without even knowing what you are talking about..prone to lots of burger king to survive ....Gaumy's often encounter problems..like breathing..and excersise...
Guamy's will put you on ignore if you hassle thier clan...
BUNG

by Fen March 19, 2003

guamy

A pedophile that co-owns an Ice Cream Truck with his pedo-in-crime, Ivan.

Those pedo's, Guamy and Ivan, just munged some goo beeds.

by kinetx April 29, 2005