Pedo's

A shorter version of Pedophile, people who are sexually interested in children.

Look at those Pedo's over there

by Mastree January 17, 2019

Pedo's Excuse

Basically wanting to fuck a anime girl that looks like a toddler but you say it's fine because shes "1000 YeArS oLd"

"Bro why do you want to fuck a literal newborn?"

"It's okay bro, shes actually 500 years old"

"Sounds like a classic case of the pedo's excuse to me, but ok"

by 3zhd April 12, 2021

Pedo's welcome gift

A name of a punishment for child molesters in prison. the other inmates hold the predator in showers down doggy style. and one or more inmates grab broom sticks and proceed to shove them down the child molesters asshole. and proceed to beat him to a pulp. He or she would be very lucky to be alive when it's over.

Inmate 1 Hey man you see the dude over there he's in here for raping a young child
Inmate 2. Ok I'll tell my bunk mates to come to showers at 8 am we got a give this guy a pedo's welcome gift

by RetroWhiteHat October 17, 2020

Will Berman's pedo mustache

The only thing that distracts girls from Will Berman's true beauty. Fortunately, the mustache is gone (for now).

Girl 1: Isn't Will Berman soooooooo cute?
Girl 2: Ew, no!
Girl 1: It's his pedo mustache, isn't it?
Girl 2: Yeah, it's Will Berman's pedo mustache.

by erinvanwyn223 June 21, 2012

hooper's pedo ring

Targets special ed that cannot testify against hooper

hooper's pedo ring Just nabbed another special ed

by MrYellowTeeth47 December 27, 2024

pedo-swag

A person who has pedophile characteristics. And Is always creeping out on little children.

pedobear having a creepy moustache looking at little boys
Usualy old european men With pedo-swag

by Lil Nyle June 14, 2011

Pedo-stash

A pencil like mustache that would be befitting a pedophile

Dude see that guy over there in the playground. Dude is sporting a serious pedo-stash, we should call the police.

by dragonneus July 10, 2015