Grooming

When a weird dude with a My Little Pony outfit comes up to a child and touches them.

Weirdo: hey little one
Child: hey
Weirdo: you like my outfit
Child: yes I love that show
Weirdo: me too
Child: Grooming I super fun so would you like to do it
Weirdo: YES

by Lil'baby10101 August 30, 2020

grouting

The verb of the noun grout. The act of smoking a cigarette.

Hello mate, where's that old slapper you brought back and serviced last night?

She's out in the garden grouting.

by Mikee T September 21, 2006

grooking

When one knocks off all items on a shelf.

I went grooking in barnes and noble, but then got kicked out.

by stankubs October 6, 2013

Grouting

Bang either man or woman in butt, blow load in ass, tell partner to spray cum and whatever else out of ass onto your face.

Give me a good grouting!

by Junglejim46 July 25, 2009

Grothing

Grothing is a term used for when a girl doesn't care at all how a potential hookup looks like; as long as he's over 2 meters tall

Dude, that chick over there is totally Grothing

by suckass69 June 6, 2018

Grouching

The act of climbing inside a garbage bin and being surly and borderline agressive to pedestrians in a similar fashion to Oscar the Grouch.

Did you see that guy in the bin? What's with that?
Yeah, he's grouching the food court

by baron25 June 7, 2011

Grooming

A pedophile dressed in a My little Pony outfit and sings the Barney theme song but likes to touch little kids hair.

Child: do you like my hair
Pedo: yes
Child: grooming my hair would be nice
Pedo: oh baby yeah I will

by Lil'baby10101 August 30, 2020