greise

Annoying; rude; hates people

If you want people to hate you then be greise.

by Pr09 June 30, 2016

griesinger

Someone who is abnormally short for their age.

Man that teacher is like a griesinger

by Wafful June 2, 2016

Greasing the Trombone

Purposely putting far too much lub on one's penis

He was greasing the trombone before pounding my pussy last night.

by ugnsriket September 13, 2016

Greasing the cat

The act of setting up a fan at the foot of your bed, getting stark naked, and pointing your butt and crotch at the fan while the cool air blows your swamp ass all over your body.

Dude, it's so hot out, I think the Devil himself would be greasing the cat right now!

by TOVERDORF June 14, 2017

Greasieism

When your grammar is so bad that people don’t know what you are saying

“ stop having greasieisms i can’t understand a word you’re saying

by GreasierHasA.5InchWiener69 December 20, 2017

greasing

Sweating it out (studying) like pulling a mad one.

Been greasing quick maffs all day !

by mashhme April 15, 2018

Greasing the Cross

Basically a Christian masturbating (inspired by another masturbation phrase called 'Greasing the Monkey').

This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.

Regan from The Exorcist was greasing the cross before it was cool.

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019