by hohoho99999999999 January 19, 2010

The cheapest type of lube, useful in many situations from a squeaky pushbike chain to greasing up a dry hole. Used by many a gypo / pikey...
Just spit in your hand and apply as necessary
Just spit in your hand and apply as necessary
by Happy Pikey October 3, 2012

The materials spewed out (at Light Speed) as a result of a vaginal fart. Although, never subject to a thorough analysis, this material could be quite unpleasant, possibly toxic and aesthetically repugnant (or not). It often renders the spewee confused, shocked, sexually ambivalent or somewhat entertained!
I just couldn't believe it! She was relaxed, feet up to the ceiling when suddenly, she queef greased my pompadour! That's a shiny pompadour dude.
by Tbird January 24, 2007

by Joe.mama September 23, 2019

by Kermit Barnaby September 11, 2005

1. A liquid like substance applied to thee male organ
2. A greasy slimy substance used to masterbate
3. Perspiration from the male organ
2. A greasy slimy substance used to masterbate
3. Perspiration from the male organ
Dude it smells like dick grease in this joint.
Honey i don't like that position, you get your dick grease all over me.
Honey i don't like that position, you get your dick grease all over me.
by Bobby Jiggles Well April 23, 2009

Having to wipe your ass hours after shitting. An un clean, slippery feeling between your ass cheeks that often leaves skidmarks on your underwear.
by Kired Leon October 24, 2014
