Wall graze

When you are too drunk to make your way across the room without the support of the wall.

After all those cocktails, I had to wall graze myself from the couch to the bathroom.

by Sparkles09 December 12, 2020

Schrodinger's Graze

A graze that you will not touch depending on the amount of pain you had when you first touched it.

Yesterday i had a graze it did not hurt when i touched it so i kept on touching it i guess you could say i had 'Schrodinger's graze

or

Yesterday i had a graze that hurt when i touched it, so i treated it like a fragile vase for the rest of the day

by Chilly6.0 May 25, 2020

Conversational Grazing

Continuous, non-stop, painfully repetitive conversation about mundane, stupid or irritating subjects.

You've been talking about this for 6 hours. This conversational grazing makes me want to gouge my eyes out. Shut the FUCK UP ALREADY!

by rogerdodger2011 May 22, 2011

Revision grazing

Literally, to eat when revising for exams. You usually don't notice you're doing it.

Elle: Wow, I put on ten pounds last week.

Grace: Must be all that revision grazing.

by smileymagicbeth June 16, 2010

grazing sesh

An event or tradition in which a person or a group of people participate in gathering fresh, "wild" berries from a bush or tree in a public and private place. Grazing applies to fruits as well. It is also considered a sacred past time for ents, and originated from Saratoga, CA in the summer of 2012, by SHS class of 2011.

Person 1: "Anybody want to going me in a quick grazing sesh? The blackberries are so ripe today that they are falling off!"

rest of group: "Yeah, I'm so down for some free grub!"

by dudewithnopants July 8, 2012

Human Grazing

The act of grabbing pubes with your mouth and tearing them off and chewing on them like a cow chews grass. This is typically done for Blowjobs and Pussy eating.

Jenny : How was it with John last night Mia?
Mia : We did some Human Grazing and that’s the last time I let him eat me out.

by Pigeon_King69420 August 30, 2020

Grazing

When two men are having anal sex doggy style and their balls lightly slap together

I haven’t shaved my balls in a month, Roger likes it when we are grazing

by Rogerlikesgrazing February 10, 2023