Wall graze

When you are too drunk to make your way across the room without the support of the wall.

After all those cocktails, I had to wall graze myself from the couch to the bathroom.

by Sparkles09 December 12, 2020

pubet

Genital wig

Your pubet is doing a great job covering your accidental over-manscaping.

by Sparkles09 February 22, 2018

Trumpbled

Being troubled by Trump whether pro or con the belief. Trouble deriving from Trumpism.

I was Trumpbled at the bar when I got grabbed by the pussy.

by Sparkles09 December 12, 2020

Trumpbling

Disturbance of mind caused by Donald Trump in any manner related to his delusions.

It was Trumpbling to me when I went to the store and no one was wearing a mask.

by Sparkles09 December 12, 2020

NOP it

NOP IT (Not Our Problem) ....ie “let it go... their bad!)..... someone feeling guilty and their friend says NOP it vs Stop it.. escalating the meaning to.. it’s not your/ our problem to ease the worrier.

With a group of friends and finding out in line that one person with you cannot get into the Club because they wore jeans....
Everyone else wants to go inside the club z
They say “NOP it” to absolve responsibility to leave wits the person who cannot get inside the club.

by Sparkles09 April 06, 2019

Ageamacated

The wisdom that comes with age

I didn’t go to college but I’m 80 so I’m ageamacated.

by Sparkles09 October 24, 2022

Trumpbled

Being troubled by Trump whether pro or con the belief. Trouble deriving from Trumpism.

I was Trumpbled at the bar when I got grabbed by the pussy.

by Sparkles09 December 12, 2020