by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
Get the Goofus mug.A goofus often dedicates every minute of every day to being a gangster or something similar (and usually thinks other people live the same way as them, or wants to be the same thing as them).
He/she spent his/her entire life trying to pull the strings of other people who were were too uptight to be in that life only gangsters knew. He/she was good enough at it, you wouldn't even think he/she was ever a goofus.
by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
Get the Goofus mug.The kind of person who sets up anything from a robbery to a fight (and if they made a dollar by putting it on a show on tv like punk'd, that's what they would try and do).
The girl wanted to put brad pitt, johnny knoxville, and see man in a video but for some unknown reason (if there was a reason at all) decided to try and put local folk in her goofus set up).
by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
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by Zaddysnumber1 January 25, 2020
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Get the GoonSleddd mug.What happens when you misspell โgonna fallโ and a group chat full of bored college students decides to poke fun at it. Only true goons fall ask if thereโs class this week.
by Trapman39 May 12, 2020
Get the goons fall mug.The act of performing the Goonschlagga Gambit on a chess opponent.
The Goonschlagga Gambit is the largest possible trade in the game of chess, and often is performed against young children as their brains are wrinkleless and undeveloped, making their chess strategy often far worse than that of wrinkly old brains. The Goonschlagga Gambit is the act of sacrificing a pawn in order to capture the opposing player's queen if they capture the pawn with their queen. This forces the opponent to choose between moving their queen to safety and losing the enemy pawn capture, or saving their queen. Those with brains of the mushier variety are far more susceptible to the Goonschlagga Gambit, and will choose to take the pawn.
The Goonschlagga Gambit is the largest possible trade in the game of chess, and often is performed against young children as their brains are wrinkleless and undeveloped, making their chess strategy often far worse than that of wrinkly old brains. The Goonschlagga Gambit is the act of sacrificing a pawn in order to capture the opposing player's queen if they capture the pawn with their queen. This forces the opponent to choose between moving their queen to safety and losing the enemy pawn capture, or saving their queen. Those with brains of the mushier variety are far more susceptible to the Goonschlagga Gambit, and will choose to take the pawn.
"Do you smell what what the Rock is cooking?"
"N- no-"
"That's right, you got 'schlagged bitch"
"...what lol"
"THE GOONSCHLAGGA YOU FOOL >:))"
"N- no-"
"That's right, you got 'schlagged bitch"
"...what lol"
"THE GOONSCHLAGGA YOU FOOL >:))"
by the_Blind_Bread August 2, 2021
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