goomba diabeetus

when someone died and you don't know why, they died of goomba diabeetus

how did your nan die
goomba diabeetus
oh too bad man I'm sorry

by primester November 03, 2020

Goomba Stomp

A masochistic sex act that involves a man laying down and his sexual partner jumping up and stomping on his crotch with both feet like Mario stomping on a goomba.

I knew he was into S&M stuff, but I couldn't believe it when he asked me to goomba stomp him!

by MiniMega May 01, 2011

goomba scum

Goomba Scum is used to define someone who takes someone else's significant other

Allen you took my girl! You're such goomba scum !

by Jason18989 April 18, 2016

Somebody has to be the goombas

When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies

AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out

John: I only have 2 tickets

Larry: Well I asked to go first

Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas

by I didn’t order a creeper November 27, 2020

ya fucken goomba

Used to insult someone. Slang used to explain someone that is more retarded then a retard.

Ya fucken goomba why the fuck did you rear end me!

by Baden da goomba September 21, 2020

ya fucken goomba

Describing a retard. Slang used to insult a retard.

Hey ya fucken goomba why did you rear end me!

by Baden da goomba September 21, 2020

guinea, goomba, wop, dago

Italians are not white, dude

Uh, Italians are not white. They're like their own race.

by hmm April 19, 2005