slash goggles

The way of looking at a form of media and seeing a male homosexual couple in a romantic relationship even if there is no actual relationship to be found.

Fangirl: Oh man! My Slash Goggles are on way too tight - I'm shipping every guy I see!

by Saria May 25, 2009

Knox Goggles

The syndrome that affect males when they attend Knox College. Symptoms include thinking a standard 4 is a 8 when in reality they are not. Also hooking up with a 3 and then getting high-fived for it later when you are recounting the tale to your other male friends. Side-affects include shame, depression, alcoholism, and repeat encounters with said 3.

Male 1: Damn, that girl if fine. She is a solid 8.

Male 2: What the fuck man. She looks like Muhammad Ali.

Male 1: Damn Knox Goggles!!

by pimptacular March 5, 2010

deer goggles

a phenomena experienced when driving in wooded areas late at night. One experiencing the phenomena often finds his or her eyes transform every foreign object lurking roadside to be a deer. These foreign objects include but are not limited to small trees, road signs, the little reflector things, and especially mailboxes with relectors. As a result the driver may be overwhelmed thinking deer line the side of the road when really no deer are actually present.

I drove back to Fargo late last night and had the worst case of deer goggles; almost every mailbox I passed looked like a deer. It wasn't until I came closer to them that I realized I just had on my deer goggles.

by mwallis October 13, 2009

horse goggles

A metaphorical human version of blinders, headwear that blocks off a horses peripheral vision so they dont get distracted. This is most often used when someone is oblivious to something important or obvious.

I waved said hi to Mike. But he stormed past without even seeing me. He had his horse goggles on.

by Natethegreat315 September 9, 2010

breeder goggles

metaphorically worn by women of child-bearing age whose actions are dictated by the deafening ticking of their biological clocks; they make the wearer blind to obvious shortcomings of potential mates and instead disproportionately illuminate qualities which will produce attractive and clever children

She must be wearing breeder goggles to seriously consider marrying that ego-maniac!

by Indigospark October 22, 2010

Beard Goggles

When you suddenly find someone more attractive after growing a beard, or less attractive after shaving it.

I have some serious beard goggles for him!

by namepersonface August 10, 2014

Semen Goggles

A working person that wears glasses. Not because he is partially sighted, but to protect his/her eyes from spunk after sucking the boss off due to them being up the bosses arse all the time.

"Check out semen goggles Pedro, thats one way to get on the mounting table in the mornings! "

by Hedgehog Dave February 15, 2014