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1. A chocolate-covered peanut, often served in conjunction with raisinettes.
2. A wad of semi-hardened mucus which accumulates in ones nose.
3. A doofus- or ineffectual and silly person.
2. A wad of semi-hardened mucus which accumulates in ones nose.
3. A doofus- or ineffectual and silly person.
Pass me some goobers!
Look at this huge goober I pulled outa my nose!
My friend Eric is a total goober!
Look at this huge goober I pulled outa my nose!
My friend Eric is a total goober!
goober by Malcolm X-crement January 2, 2004
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goober by Elisha_demonti August 4, 2007
Goober
Foolish person looked down upon by others, eejit and general gobshite. aka goobertron from goobertown.
Goober by absoledgebag November 23, 2011
goober
What happened to my sister one day..often followed by a short sporadic jolt of the body a small snort and some drool, Also called dry sex or wimpy sex.
The mood was tense in the room with the TV flickering in the background...Larry lay fully clothed on Sam trying desperately to get her into the mood, failing this Larry desided to rub himself on Sam like a dog on heat, jolted then drooled then fell asleep...
SAM: "EWWWw did u just GOOBER on me???""
SAM: "EWWWw did u just GOOBER on me???""
Goober
A fool or nerd that acts worse than a Gomer.
Probably from the Andy Griffith TV series because Goober was dumber than Gomer; and he wore a dumb hat like Jughead from the Archies comics.
I would much rather be called a Gomer than a Goober!
Probably from the Andy Griffith TV series because Goober was dumber than Gomer; and he wore a dumb hat like Jughead from the Archies comics.
I would much rather be called a Gomer than a Goober!