gnome

verb. To remove or limit a software feature that everybody likes except the developer.

Originating from the Linux GNOME project, that repeatedly did this despite community complaints, even down to the point where they removed the ability to run programs by double-clicking on them. You have to use terminal now wtf.

"Woah, where did my icons go?"
"Dude, they gnomed it yesterday. The developer woke up and decided he hated people that used icons."
"Wtf?"

by floatmyboat23 May 15, 2018

gnome

To take ones equipment without asking and having absolutely no right to. Sharpies are excluded from this category of stolen goods.

Kristen gnomed my damn pipettman

by big hot mj June 25, 2009

Gnoming

The act of receiving a blow job, and upon climax, ejaculating on her chin to resemble a beard. Then you proceed to violently fuck her ass hole with a pointy headed garden gnome.

"Hey Jake, what did you do last night??"

"Nothing much....oh but i did a little gnoming with shirly for a little while!"

"That's cool man! But not for long? How come?"

"Well she likes getting the beard, but she doesn't like getting fucked in the ass very much"

by House J.R. March 15, 2010

gnoming

masterbation with lawn gnomes

me and my friends got wasted and went gnoming

by pete@petesfat@bl March 13, 2005

Gnomed

Having received oral sex from a little person.

"Remember that little person I was flirting with at the bar last night? Dude, I took her back to my place and I totally got gnomed."

by Aly Shaw February 12, 2008

gnome

when a dude really short like 2'1 or something i don't know

i can relate to this i am a professional

person 1: "bro you look like a gnome"
person 2: "yeah"
person 1: "you like 2'2"
person 2: "yeah"
person 1: "so how was your day gnome"
person 2: "yeah"

by mokeforjesus November 29, 2018

gnomed

putting a garden gnome in the pussy

she bent over asking to be gnomed so i put the garden gnome in her pussy

by baked beans in your butt November 18, 2018