glazed doughnut

when one has vaginal fluid dried and encrusted over face after serious session of muff-diving.

"I enjoy eating pussy.. I especially like when my face feels like a glazed doughnut in the morning."

by Laura Chatterton February 20, 2007

Glazetowne

While in the act of hooking up with a female, the male turns to her and says, "This isn't good for me, You are not exciting in bed at all." Then he goes home. The next day the girl, who assumes that every guy lives to get his dick wet, is infuriated. She calls him, insists that she comes over to his place, and fucks him vigorously 3 times.

"Yo, last night, I glazetowned this girl, then she called me today and fucked the shit out of me three times."

by Von Nostrin January 15, 2009

glazed chili

A slimy/dirty asshole usually resulting from several days without showering.

Damn bro, I haven't showered in like 3 days. I got a glazed chili.

by Dirty Jugger May 6, 2016

glazerss

A cute gamer, he streams. He has the cutest smile and the prettiest eyes, he is the best person.

Friend: "Ay look at that boy!"
Me: "Yeah that's glazerss"

by tomiširtavstēvs February 17, 2021

Glazed Pancake

It's when you and your friends nut into each others mouths and spit it on a pancake then you spread the semen like butter in which you glaze it.

Hey, wanna make a glazed pancake with me?
I ate a glazed pancake is was pretty good!

by Nakano March 24, 2021

glaze a bitch down

The act of cumming on a girls face and letting it drizzle down her face

Last night I glaze a bitch down. But then she got mad after it got in her hair.

by Vinnybagofdonuts April 1, 2021

Glazed Twist

When you Jerk off the night before, then wake up in the morning with dried semen on your dick.

Bob sounded like he was having fun last night, maybe to much. He woke up the next morning with a coffee and a glazed twist.

by beach_greaser December 23, 2021