Gift of the Magi

Origin: Those nasty scat loving Germans. As once performed by the Germanic Princes of central Europe.

Definition: During coitus an ambitious man moves to defecate into his partners mouth. Instead of the ruination of her oral hygiene the man uses a protective piece of saran wrap (or intestines) to save his excrement. He then proceeds to use the firm wrapped turd to violate the women's anus. The gift occurs as the male "unwraps" the turd in her anus and proceeds to fuck his own shit in the heterosexual safety of his women's ass.

Shaggy: Yoikes! I sure do have to take a smash.
Scooby: I Though you said your Dick was hard.
Shaggy: Geez Scoob your right!
Thelma: Will someone PLEASE shit in my mouth.
Scooby: Hey Shag! You look like a dirty Aryan German...Why not solve this mystery with the "Gift of the Magi" you sick shit eating fuck.

Gift of the Magi by Brett Herron November 9, 2008

Gift Wrap 

To strike a ball Beckham style with unbelievable curve or whipage!

Bystander: "Watch Holmsy skye this!"
Holmsy catches it sweet with incredible Whip and in rockets into that top right extension!
Bystander: "Wow that was Gift Wrapped!"
The crowd go wild and start chanting "Schweinsteiger!!!"

Gift Wrap by Shanelovdahoop15 March 23, 2017

Gift of gab 

the "gift of gab" is the ability supposedly given to one who kisses the Blarney Stone in Ireland. This is the ability to talk others into doing what you want.

In Tommy Boy, Chris Farley seeks to find the gift of gab his father had as a salesman. This gift of gab is illustrated by David Spades comment that Farley's father could sell a "ketchup popsicle to a lady in white gloves."

Gift of gab by The Nuts Box Founders April 15, 2006

Gift Ambush 

When both parties agree not to give gifts for an occasion, (usually Xmas) and then one of the parties gives one anyway (with or without warning/malice/regard)

I told my uncle Whatshisname to NOT give me a gift this year, but the fucker gift ambushed me. I chopped him in the neck, so we are even.

Gift Ambush by UrbanAmanO January 6, 2009

Gift Bag 

Best way to tell someone you either didn't care about wrapping their present or you just don't know how

There are 8 or 9 gift bags under our christmas tree this year.

Gift Bag by mynameisbs December 20, 2008

gift horse in the chin

When you are not grateful and a little mean.

He tried to help her with the guy she liked, but she got mad and looked a gift horse in the chin.

gift horse in the chin by bgag2783 December 28, 2011

gift certificate 

Another name for a brick, whole or in part, that one can toss through the plate glass windows of clothing stores in order to gank the latest styles.

I used my (insert favorite store) gift certificate last night, got me these Timberlands.

gift certificate by ben newton December 11, 2008