Germany

The country that takes a very wonderful man away from his very wonderful lady :(

I wish all the airports in Germany would simultaneously close so I wouldn't have to be sad.

by far away February 17, 2009

Florida or Germany

its called Germany or Florida ...dumbass...not florida or germany

dumbass if u were true loveline fans ud no that

by TheUnforigven December 12, 2003

Nazi Germany

Nazi Germany is the state in which Germany was in under Adolf Hitler's rule from 1938 to 1945. Nazi Germany first took over Czechslovakia and Poland, causing WWII. Then Nazi Germany took over Norway, Denmark, The Netherlands, and France. Finally, after a long war, Nazi Germany was defeated due to several critical mistakes which if they had not been made, we would all be speaking German right now.

History Teacher: And that was how Nazi Germany came close to taking over the world.

by UrbanDictionaryIsCrazy June 24, 2019

Germany

The greatest country ever

Friends: America is the best

You: No fuck u Germany is the best

by Swaglettuce October 11, 2019

Austro-Germany

Small island-nation in the South Pacific. Close ties with Australia. Former colony of Germany. Landlocked since 1928. Language: English with German accent. Famous for surfing, neejees, amazing dancing abilty.

A: Have you ever been to Austro-Germany?
B: Of course, haven't you seen me shitty-wank?

by Josef McBrez August 13, 2006

germany paper

a band where no one knows how to play any insrtuments. the best band ever

Bob:did u hear germany paper play last night? they rocked!
Joe:dude, wat are u talkin about? germany papers just a bunch of hot chicks who cant play!

by hannah May 28, 2004

germany

A place were jews aren't allowed.

Jew: hi what is this place
German dude: Germany
Jew: can i come in?
German: nein

by Big_Joe13 June 1, 2009