Geneva Jesus

Forgives the sins of War criminals, so they may commit war crimes without prosecution and return to Valhalla. Civilians will now be known as "Acceptable Casualties".

Also the leader of the "Geneva Warcriminals" gaming clan on Twitch and Mixer.

"Geneva Jesus shall set me free, for I am his humble servant." GJ 6:9

by Geneva Jesus November 13, 2019

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Genoa

A small rural village in northwest Ohio, full farm machinery and wiggers. About the size of a nickel. Tries to cram every ethnic restarunt inside its limits. Has one dangerous intersection. Includes people who mow their lawn riding a mower with two push mowers attached, and those who think themed mailboxes are the next "it" item. Has trains that wake you up at night, and a blasting quarry to distract the elementary students.

"So, where do you live?"
"Genoa."
"Where?"

by emilay! August 1, 2008

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Genoa

Tiny ass town in Illinois that might as well have no location because no one knows where it is. Surrounded by corn fields. Corner Grill is the best restaurant downtown, our local gas station sells ice cream from Wisconsin even though we're in Illinois. Our high school's mascot is a Cog, we're a small town school with big time pride and the ultimate slogan is "What a day to be a cog"

Wait where is Genoa?

by mermaid4657 May 15, 2018

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Geneva Convention

American toilet paper.

Barack Obama: Shit, the White House is all out of TP.

George W. Bush: Ever tried the GENEVA CONVENTION? It's real good stuff.

Barack Obama: Thanks! Where'd you find this?

George W. Bush: I used it to wipe my tushy every day when I was in the White House. See how good it turned out?

by ConservatismSucks December 20, 2009

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