Gayer than jizz on a mustache

really really extremely gay

dude, watching dancing with the stars is gayer than jizz on a mustache

by vooks November 4, 2008

Tragic: The Garnering

The addictive game of cards in the videogame Fallout 2.

A parody on "Magic: The Gathering".

"Tragic: The Garnering is the most addictive thing since Jet." - Wooz

by Mathy Dunefarm February 18, 2009

gayvernor

New Jersey's answer to California's governator. Title for Jim McGreevey the first openly gay governor.

Arnold is the Governator as Jim McGreevey is the Gayvernor.

by Matt August 17, 2004

gaymer

a person who plays videogames, and is also homosexual

damn, that man is a gaymer

by LittleWeebChild March 30, 2021

gayness

Having to buy your step dad a new Lord of the Rings Attack Troll figurine cuz you knocked his over.

Man, today some Gayness happened.

by Jakisoba August 11, 2008

Royal Gayness

The ultimate level of homosexuality where a man has officially traded in his penis for a vagina. Categories pertaining to this include:
1)Hand Motions
2)Voice fluctuations
3)Fashion Sense
4)Starbucks Order
5)Hair Style
etc.

Ryan: HI! I'd like a Grande 6 pump Chai Latte, Extra Hot, No Water, No Foam, Soy Milk, with little chocolate sprinkles and for serious.....make it snappy

Starbucks Barista:......uh huh.....wow, that guy has achieved Royal Gayness

by Scott Kershaw May 3, 2008

Video gaymer

Anyone who prioritizes video games over real life. One who will turn down sex for gaming and usually has more online gaming friends than real friends.

Bob is such a video gaymer he only leaves his house for lubricant and gaming accessories.

He is such a video gaymer, he still lives with his mom. Maybe if a game comes out that requires a sexual interface he will finally get lucky.

by Saltine Nachos January 30, 2010