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Gaytard

Two insults combined into one, as if to say one is a gay retard without wasting your breath on the 're' part.
Lisa: Hey, did Jack just let someone kick him in the balls for a dollar?

Jon: Yeah, he's a real Gaytard. I would have at least made it five!
by [KrystalxCore] June 12, 2007
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Gaëtan

Not to be confused with gaetan or Gaetan, Gaëtan is a French-canadian nice hall monitor working for some overpriced private school that loves to tell jokes.

His jokes never fail to make people laugh because they are either :

- genuinely funny, which makes you grin, chuckle or maybe even laugh

- not so funny, but you end up laughing because it isn’t funny so you find it funny
or - not funny at all to the point you don’t understand how it can be considered a joke, but you laugh out of pity because he thought it was super funny
“So all you need to know is that she’s the mean one, he’s the smart one, and that guy over there, oh haha... he’s a Gaëtan. He loves to tell jokes.”
by Romortal May 14, 2019
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gatta

slang term for marijuana, term was first used in Lowell massachusetts but has spread throughout the world.
yo lets go pick up some gatta
by gatta boy April 20, 2010
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gaytarted

Paul told Katie she was gaytarted, and she savagely ripped off his testicles.
by julie December 25, 2003
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Wata-Gata-Pitus-Berry

Caribbean-Spanish origin, of urban slang intended to invite a girl to having sex.

The word, (WATA), is the exaggerated strike sound of a whip, also, the cry or sound Bruce Lee made with his mouth when hitting someone, when a caribbean-spanish speaking person pronounces/interprets it. Example, "BAM" for a Batman fist hit.

The word, (GATA), is a female cat, also used to describe in caribbean-spanish slang a girl.

The word, PITUS, is a created word combination of two Spanish words. PI is (PA) slang, which comes from the word, PARA=FOR, and TUS is TU=YOUR.

The word (BERRY), as in few other slang dialects or sub-languages can have a double standard or meaning. In this case its referred to the "genitalia" either male or female, such is the case on this phrase on the song:

Abir el kissberry-(referred to females genital) "Open your, berrys lips."
Si mami ese es el berry-(referred to females genital) "Yes baby, that's the berry."
Esto es para todas las ladys
La que le gusta el strouberry-(referred to males genital) "To those (girls), that likes the strawberry(penis)"

Therefore the top portion of a penis having the shape of a strawberry as in comparision to a vaginas vertical line along with the labia majoria or outer lips.

Wata-Gata-Pitus-Berry=Bang-girl,-for(in) your-vagina
Wata-Gata-Pitus-Berry

Wata=Bang, Hit or Strike
Gata=Girl, female cat
Pitus=For your, or In your (interpretation)
Berry=Vagina (in songs name)

"Banging you girl, in your vagina." or "Here is some banging girl... for your vagina."
by ProfessorEx March 11, 2010
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Gaytarded

When a person becomes so gay/homosexual, they actually become retarded.
"Dude, Mac is seriously gaytarded."
by The Jihad Squad December 15, 2009
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Gautam syndrome

To be in a continual state of depression, to the extent of general apathy, loss of self-worth and astronomical standard setting.

Other symptoms may include social dislocation, severe weight gain, split personality disorder, a lack of co-ordination and delusions of grandeur. May intensify after large public events, such as a concert.
Bob didn't turn up to a party yesterday, because he was suffering from Gautam syndrome.
by KG_you_know_who January 12, 2009
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