Garricking

When you're so drunk that you close your eyes while you drink your beer. Aka sleep drinking.

I saw some dude garricking at the bar last night. He was hammered.

by The Real Wiz 76 April 12, 2016

Gerrit

A very cool name attached to an even cooler person. A type of person usually found at a hippie hostel while traveling around the world, surrounded by tons of girls drooling over him. They typically study something impressive and humanitarianly oriented, like Medicine, and they live abroad pursuing their dream. Gerrits are sexy heartbreakers, so attractive and manly they will melt your panties. But they are so much more than just hotties, they are incredibly smart and profound, committed to the world and the people they choose to be in their lives. They are honest, ambitious, open-minded and have great ethics. They are eager to try new things, explore, grow and improve themselves. They are amazingly loyal friends, always there for you before you even ask for it, and just fun to be around. Romantically, they will simply rock your world. They are rare to find and hard to catch so lock them down while you can! In general, they are the kind of people that just change your life for good.

Anna: Were you at that dnb festival last weekend?
Lisa: Omg yes! Met this super hot German guy, named Gerrit. I kept hitting on him but he didn't even realize. So cute!!

by Tera21 December 9, 2016

garrion

Generally fun, handsome person who has jokes and good for advice when needed. Attracts alot of people but chooses the best people to be around.

" oh ma gawwd, Garrion is the funniest mf ever bro!"

by KvngDackie February 6, 2017

dirty garret

When you fist fuck a pig up its ass then precede to rip out its organs and make a stew out of it.

What to do a dirty garret with me?

by ppbreath69220 October 30, 2020

"Garrison the conversation"

To unabashedly powersteer the topic of conversation back to what you want to talk about, regardless of what anyone else thinks.

Person 1: "So anyway, that pretty much sums up me and Sunni's problems these days."

Person 2: "I'm sorry man. I hope it gets better soon! .....hey, did I ever tell you about my girlfriend from two years ago? She had this thing where she would always....."

(Person 1 interrupts, totally not listening or caring about what person 2 was saying in any form or fashion)

Person 1: "WELL, honestly, I just don't know what Sunni is thinking these days, or why these problems are even happening...."

(Person 2 feels ignored and annoyed)

Person 1 has shown an example of how to "Garrison the conversation".

by No One Has A Clue January 13, 2009

Garrett Harlow

Also known as a GRT. Some are spotted, some are stripped. 4 different types of GRT mating calls. I, Myself. If you look up the word dumbass, you will find a picture of Obama. Da End.

Garrett Harlow is a handsome man. the girls dig him.

Garrett Harlow is a sexy beast.

G is for Garrett Harlow.

Holy Shit, its Garrett Harlow

by BobChrist October 16, 2012

Garret Bobby Ferguson

A walking head that resembles Jesus just plain legit at playing Broken Bones

GBF: I'm Garret Bobby Ferguson Not giant bearded face

by Spartangamerz25 April 13, 2017