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Chocolate Gargoyle

To coat your body in a thick layer of feces (potentially multiple layers for a healthy coverage) and stand on the ledge of a tall building, allowing the sky-high breeze to softly harden the exterior over time.
Person 1: Hey, you coming to Yoga tonight?
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.

butterfinger gargoyle 

When a black man shits onto a woman’s finger. Then as lubricant, the woman uses this finger to flick her bean and finger blast her g-spot.
Babe, Will you please butterfinger gargoyle me for Valentines Day this year? It would really turn me on.

Groin Gargoyle

This place is kid-friendly so you can bring along your Groin Gargoyle.
Groin Gargoyle by Linkatron72 January 19, 2026

Gre't Gargantuam Gargoyle 

A person who is a retard and has no body parts.
Oh look at Andrew Baker, he is a Gre't Gargantuam Gargoyle, what a fat retard.

Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl 

A Butt Face Gargoyle girl is someone who looks like they crawled off the side of a medieval church and tried to live amongst humans. Their face happens to look like an ass.
Hey Johnny, is that your co-worker Rem? Yes Bob, can't you tell by the way she looks like a Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl?
Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl by J409 September 15, 2025
Other word for Gardiol Viviers she's beautiful and she goes to JPC Kalgoorlie

Larissa Hughes calls gardiol gardoyle she is beautiful
Gardiol is so pretty
Gardoyle
gardoyle by Larissa hughes October 20, 2015