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Hang out with gandalf 

Another word for smoking marijuana.

Pulled a Gandalf

Making sure someone will not succeed or pass.
My teacher pulled a Gandalf today when he gave out a quiz that I surely "shall not pass".

The car in the other lane next to me pulled a Gandalf for about 2 miles. He made sure I wouldn't be able to pass.

Bob: Damn, that girl at the end of the bar is looking fine, I think I'm going to try and make a pass at her.
Charles: No way man, she pulled a Gandalf already on 3 other guys who tried me make a pass at her tonight.

Question: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Answer: Gandalf
Pulled a Gandalf by rockylibero October 10, 2012

Vaginal Gandalf 

"So a doula's kind of like a vaginal Gandalf?” - Jake on Brooklyn Nine Nine - Season 3, Episode 8
Vaginal Gandalf by Amelsia October 5, 2019

Dripping Gandalf 

founded in wisconsin, the alcoholics state, the "Dripping Gandalf" is when a person is drinking a beer and they spill so it drips from their chin down to their shirt. As if the beer spill was following a beard line.
"yo Nick i like the Dripping Gandalf you pulled while flirting with those hot girls, righteous..."

"Jaci loves when i do the Dripping Gandalf on top of her ;)"

Sloppy Gandalf 

Spray of mucus and vileness producing films of desk fungus and cubical rot, often followed by moist nasal clearing.
Frumpy just sloppy gandalfed and needs a wet nap.
Sloppy Gandalf by Cubewarrior February 2, 2017

The gandalf

Sex act in which the male is pulled around by his beard while blocking her passage.
The gandalf by Sbmetalhead August 8, 2018