Gammon dagger

Street talk for the males genitalia

Shut it you or you’ll get my gammon dagger up your arse

by Craftyscotsman October 15, 2017

Gammonwagon

An attempt to gain popularity within the gammon community in order to boost your own popularity.

"Boris Johnson is calling muslim women letterboxes"
"Yeah, the UK's poundshop, floppy-haired Trump-gimp is jumping on the gammonwagon"

by mr squidgy August 8, 2018

Gayson

A gay version of the name Jason, he is not really gay but acts gay around males. Gayson's are usually extreme and have unusually and/or strange behaviours.

Jason: 'slaps Nathan's ass in the lockeroom'
Nathan: fuck you Gayson

by Bigmanzhot April 4, 2019

Gammon Ear

North East Wales phrase.

Used to represent someone whose ear gets red when embarrassed or stressed.

Usually associated with management

Frequently heard in Esclusham area of Wrexham.

"Look at the Gammon Ear on that! "

"The Gammon"

by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019

Gammon roll

A gammon roll refers to a dirty clunge fuck fest. Where the girl has a messy beaver.

For example, Rachel asked Harry to come over for a gammon roll and to bring some mayo. What she meant was she wants pumped full of cum by Harry the bed slitherer

by Mc specto October 9, 2019

gammonette

The female version of a gammon.

Usually fat, sunburnt, with ugly tattoos and screaming kids. Will abuse retail workers for a discount and hates minorities.

Cor, look at that premium gammonette over there!

by slamkobe June 7, 2021

Gammonfodder

When your in a seemingly intellectual argument on social media sites with politically correct/incorrect sensitive individuals and you double back them and make them explode with pure keyboard rage and appear the opposite of they're argument.

A person that has completely lost the plot and can't entertain anyones opinions but they're own. They become gammonfodder - the butt of all keyboard warriors jokes.

Did you see Jim's rant? Complete Gammonfodder.

by Azzarius June 15, 2021