gross weight

People in excess of 300 lbs. that appear disgusting to others.

"That fat lady has some serious gross weight! GROSS!"

by MatchNL October 16, 2008

gross dick

When a man's erection has nothing going for it, unsightly and putrid.

That jabronie has a gross dick. You should do anal instead.

by winedick October 20, 2015

gross cheese

The unnaturally orange liquid "cheese" available at 7-11 and other convenience stores. Generally used as part of nachos, but surprisingly versatile.

I can't believe you put gross cheese on that taquito. Ew.

by Mary of D-Town November 15, 2006

Gross toast

Toast that is... gross
might be soggy
perhaps too buttery
overall ICK

I threw gross toast at my friend consuela.

Bob ate the gross toast that his mother cooked for him.

Nothing rhymes with gross besides toast, hence the creation of gross toast.

by Smarticle Butties December 23, 2009

Gross Fro

An adjective for something or situation that is good or bad

Evann: "Yo man have you checked out that new Lupe album."

T: "Ya man that shit is gross fro."

by xTRISKITx May 16, 2011

Gross Cleaning

Cleaning large/important items but ignoring the finer details.

Our gross cleaning includes

- Removing dirty laundry from our floor.

- Doing our bed.

- Removing large garbage items like bottles, bags, wrapper or paper.

- Wiping our desk very quickly with windex (glass desk).

Ignoring the following (Fine Cleaning)

- Cleaning wires + rearranging cables.

- Cleaning electronics.

- Cleaning the sides of our desk.

- Washing the Floor.

- Using broom or vacuum.

- Washing windows.

- Any other long duration cleaning task.

Alex- I can't focus on my studying with this room so dirty.

Ramen- Maybe we should clean.

Alex- nah, 2 lazy for that.

Ramen- some gross cleaning maybe?

Alex- Okay, we should finish in about 5 minutes.

by iinventedthisword97 May 13, 2014

Gross great

Those oddly intriguing things that smell bad and good at the same time, requiring multiple sniff tests.

Middle schooler:

I can't stop smelling this enigma of gross great. Is this what sex is like?

by Dante_ck September 1, 2016