Gorpism

Gorpism is a relatively new religion, even though it should be the only one you're allowed to believe in. The almighty Lord of the Gorpism is Gorp. This deity is the one who created all that's known to man using relatively simple chemical reactions, as everything is relative except the speed of light.
The Holy pope ruling over the church of the Gorpism is a man that is said to have been summoned by Gorp himself, this man goes by the name Thomas, or as you should call him, professor doctor reader pope Thomas.

Gorpism is not to be confused with the word orgasm.

I just got a B- for the Chemistry test we had the other day, I should receive punishment from the Holy pope, for it was not nearly high enough for a true supporter of the Gorpism.

by BOT Loek October 11, 2018

gorpher

A person who farts in the bath tub and eats their bubbles.

Abby is a GORPHER because she farted in the bathtub and ate her fart bubbles.

by tony woodward February 3, 2008

gorpy

Overly thick and gooey, specifically when used to describe something that can be spread, like icing, frosting, peanut-butter and jelly, cream.

The icing on the cake was really gorpy. There was more icing than cake.
The surface of that oil painting looks really gorpy. The paint is dripping off of it.

by willazvi August 22, 2009

gorping

To stare at something, usually with your mouth open wide.

What are they all gorping at?

by yorkipud April 12, 2009

Gorptoe

The action of grabbing the back of one's ankles and jumping up and down in somewhat of a squatting position

dudeim gunna gorptoe up the hall

by rkion April 22, 2009

gorpgasm

An orgasm from seeing a nice batch of gorp.

Bukah: I have to go change my jeans.
Rosemary Thundercloud: Why?
Bukah: Just had a gorpgasm after I saw a nice batch of gorp.

by Googliedotz January 24, 2019

gorplestank

The great feeling if taking your socks off after a long day

Yeah, I got home from work last night and had the BEST gorplestank

by Mr. MeowMeow January 26, 2020