Gorman Uncertainty Theory

As H (homosexuality) and E (egotism) approach infinity, the Gorman hypothesis becomes easier to complete. The Gorman hypothesis is as follows:

A person cannot masturbate to completion if they are looking in a mirror thinking about themselves masturbating in a mirror thinking about... etc.

Toby tried to masturbate in the bus bathroom but could not finish in front of the mirror thus proving the Gorman Uncertainty Theory.

by F.M.A.M.G. March 4, 2010

gormp

Variation of "Gorp"("Good Old Raisins and Peanuts"/"Granola, Oats, Raisins and Peanuts), "Gormp" is "Good Old Raisins, M&M's and Peanuts"---also "Granola, Oats, Raisins, M&M's and Peanuts". Trail-mix for the advanced chocoholic backpacker. Quite delish, and greatly coveted on the trail. Goes perfectly with canteen water. Picking all the M&M's out of the community-Gormp is a seriously uncool no-no.

"Ah...check out that sunset over those hills yonder..."

"Screw the sunset, man! Who the fuck ate all the M&M's out of the Gormp?"

by poppysister September 10, 2006

Gormless

The look like you’re thinking so hard you’re going to shit yourself.

Boris: it’s a great honour to you this mighty country

Me: I would trust you to run a bath, you gormless fuck-knuckled rat-faced donkey-brained twat

by benandjam August 7, 2019

dirty gorman

When one of your employees hooks you up with a known sociopath through the likes of his current girlfriend. The sociopath continues to ruin your boss's life as planned.

I pulled a dirty gorman on my boss this week. Geez, I bet Sergio won't see this one coming. MuaHaHa (evil laugh)

by crazy employee February 13, 2008

gorming

Gorming... Is the process of mindlessly gazing into the window of nothingness contemplating weather said nothingness is going to lead you into the abyss of full blown boredom and numbness of absolute nothing

"Mate are you listening to what I'm saying?" ....

"Nah, man I was gorming hard"

by BigBamBoogie July 23, 2016

Gormenghast

1. Gormenghasting is putting ones cock in a partners mouth and trying to cum down their throat while they count to 10. If the partner successfully counts to 10, he gets to perform one sexual act on the other

Man 1: Come on, come on gormenghast already
Man 2: 8, 9, 10. You have to stick this log up your ass

by KD24 April 26, 2008

Gormster

Someone who is Gormless but you want to use a differant, more interesting term. (eg. Putting 'ster' on the end) The advantage to using this insult is that no one will no one what it means! (Not a Guarantee)

Matt: Hey Jack, you smell funny!

Jack: You're a complete gormster Matt.

Matt: What?

by Jack (JAM) April 11, 2008