fuck me gently with a 2 x 4

a verbal proclaimation proclaiming surprise or amazement

Charlie, you know that adopted sister of yours that moved to New York, burnadette, wasn't it? well, while she was away she had a sex change and now she is Burnie. Charlie, eyes wide open proclaims " well fuck me gently with a 2 x 4"

by l moyse January 5, 2008

gentree

A hot stuck up bitch. She's nice at first. But once you get to know her she won't stop being a bitch. The only thing she would be successful in life is being a porn star.

Holy shit that girls a Gentree.

by 736_8233 March 18, 2019

Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.

Surprise or exclamation.

A long time not seeing a particularly good friend.

Hi John.

"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.

Fine But, hows you.

by BlokeBloke January 17, 2012

bugger me gently with a dil-do

To be suprised by something or someones actions.

'Well bugger me gently with a dil-do' said Sara after Jim proposed to her on one knee

by Joey February 15, 2005

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

A quote from the movie Heathers
Also a random phrase to say if ya dun fucked up, wanna be fucked with chainsaws, or if you just feel like saying some weird ass phrase.

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw! Do I look like Mother Teresa?!

by do-you-even-hansen January 31, 2018

Gentric

Old before your time. Jane Austin novels, wicker baskets, tweed, pipe, slippers, cardigans etc. Commonly at the age of 20-30. Originated from Gentric James.

Saturday night in watching Pride & Predudice, how gentric!

by Ross C January 16, 2008

Gentrosexual

A Gentrosexual man can change a plug, put up a shelf and have a thorough understanding of the offside rule but you also have your eyes on the important things in life.

Achieving your dreams, meeting the right girl and going on awesome adventures with your mates. A truly modern day Gentrosexual should be bloody proud.

A Gentrosexual is like a 21st century mix between Ryan Gosling, Clark Gable and Jack Wiltshere. Smoother than a slide at a waterpark with a slick hairdo to match, but also a proper bloke.

by DJ Muz Muz April 13, 2014