Gaffed

Fucking something up big time; having come so close to achieving your goal, only to fall short of it

Gavin almost won the tennis game against Jack. But he's gaffed it again.

by RT Mavin February 10, 2013

Finley Gaffley Thomas

Proper nonce and top shagger did a year 9

Your Finley Gaffley Thomas Mate

by Big Chav Willy April 4, 2022

Gaffett

Another name for the common word "faggot". Gaffet is often used while talking on myspace to one of your amigos. Gaffett is written with a G and not an F often becuase the two letters are seemingly right next to each other.Sometimes used to talk pointless shit on myspace.

"Colty your such a fcking gaffett."

"hey ill kick your ass you gaffett"

"dude...i think i might be a gaffett..."

by yupp TC December 14, 2008

gifflemorp

gifflemorp..
is the act of breaking up with a discustingly obese female companion, after sex, and 'shooting your load' up her back or neck..

"so hows your fat bitch of a girlfriend"
"I gave her the gifflemorp"
"how did she take it"
"loved it"

by blazedpervert November 12, 2007

gaffewww

A statement that begins with a funny joke, but ends in a massive gross-out.

During the first part of that joke people were all "ahhhHAHAHA", but then when he mentioned drinking the urine, it al turned into a gaffewww.

by LAForever April 21, 2013

Garfled

A knockoff version garfield that is most definitely superior

“Garfled really slammed that lazoognea last night

by Mdempsey January 24, 2020

Gwafflestomp

The action of shitting in the shower and stomping it down the drain with your feet while gwa gwa'ing like a gwa gwa cat.

"What's wrong with Jim? What's that noise he's making?"
"You don't know? He's doing what's called a Gwafflestomp. He's doing it to cover up the noise of his wafflestomps."
"Like that cat meme, but wafflestomping? I'm gonna try that out!"

"I need to shit, but I'm taking a shower and don't want anyone to know... I should probably Gwafflestomp to mask the noise."

by A Dood Named Skiddle September 3, 2023