Get the Funcking mug.Short hand term derived from 2000AD lingo for "Fucking Cunt Bastard Bitch" that is exempt from movie and television censorships, but still being able to get the point across to a younger audience without the likes of HBO screwing up movies in general with poor editing.
- Hey dude! You just shot my foot!
- Relax dude, it's only a flesh wound. Don't be such a funting bastich.
- You're a funting bastich, you bastich funt you!!
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by trikespotter November 26, 2011
Get the Funting bastich mug.Named after Paul Finch from the hit teen movie "American Pie". Finching is the act of covering the toilet seat with toilet paper for hygenic reasons.
This act was first made popular by Paul Finch, although many say that females have practiced Finching for decades in public toilets due to the nature of their genitals.
Since hitting the big screens, Finching has become an art amongst Finching enthusiasts.
The grading of a Finch is dependant on time taken to finch, squares used to finch and coverage of toilet seat.
At the annual Finch Olympics, professional Finchers gather to compete for the prestigious Finch Cup. Every year Finchers develop new techniques and ideas.
The most basic method being the Quad 2 method (shown below).
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This act was first made popular by Paul Finch, although many say that females have practiced Finching for decades in public toilets due to the nature of their genitals.
Since hitting the big screens, Finching has become an art amongst Finching enthusiasts.
The grading of a Finch is dependant on time taken to finch, squares used to finch and coverage of toilet seat.
At the annual Finch Olympics, professional Finchers gather to compete for the prestigious Finch Cup. Every year Finchers develop new techniques and ideas.
The most basic method being the Quad 2 method (shown below).
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One time i walked into this public toilet, the seat had a grogan, mut juice, jew juice, buthole hair and a wisdom tooth on it. So Finching was my only option!
by Xupac April 22, 2010
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by Betta fett February 8, 2018
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by ZK Willz December 27, 2016
Get the Fatching mug.“My ID says that I am underage but, when I was fletching I told them only had 4 beers and I knew exactly where I was. I was in the cross point loop neighborhood.”
by Karl the Spacely May 30, 2018
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Man, I'm really funcing pissed off right now. My funcing fell off the funcing and that little fuzzy funcing ran off with 'em.
by SASW April 9, 2004
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