Freebay

When you realise you're never going to sell any of your shit on ebay and you're reduced to giving it away

Stewie: Set 5 hours aside to sell my barry manilow record collection today, but my internet is down! Oh no!
Brian: Dude- you couldn't even FREEBAY that shit

Peter: I've beeen admiring your hairpiece all morning, it looks so authentic .....
Joe: I've decided to embrace my baldness, gonna sell this on Ebay
Peter: nah, how bout I freebay it off your hands right now dude?

by Fashfan September 3, 2010

freewayblogger

A fat, homosexual California man who puts up retarded political signs on the freeway. He believes he's shaping the American political scene, but in reality he's just wasting his time. He has already started putting up anti-McCain signs, which shows he is truly a complete partisan nutbag. He talks a HUGE game on his website, but the fact that he scurries away from his signs shows his true colors: he's as pussy as they come.

The California freewayblogger put up some signs the other day, but the only glimpse we got of him was of his overweight figure running the opposite direction. What a pussy.

by ScarlettPussyman16 March 29, 2008

Freeday Feeling

Similar sensation to the ‘Friday Feeling’, it’s the feeling you get when you wake up early and suddenly remember it’s your day off.

Guy who wakes up- Man, I can’t be bothered with work today…Hey wait its Saturday, Man I love that freeday feeling. Zzzzz.

by KEJIAN February 26, 2009

freewayblogger

A piece of human garbage, this simple minded creep slinks around the freeways of California putting up lame signs that show his ignorance and his arrogance. While some activists may stand by their signs to show their conviction towards their cause, this overweight pussy quickly hangs his signs and then high-tails it out of town. He displays the epitome of cowardice and all characteristics of a mentally handicapped individual. He also smokes pole and takes it up the pooper.

The California freewayblogger spends an inordinate amount of time creating signs and hanging them up. If only he spent a little more time on the treadmill, he might be around a little longer for all of us to keep laughing at him.

by ScarlettPussyman15 March 25, 2008

freewayblogger

A fat, blubbering idiot with no intelligence whatsoever. He paints silly little signs, puts them up on the freeway, then blogs about it on the interwebs. He holds himself in high regard, although most people who encounter him just see him as the overweight slob that he is.

The freewayblogger put up some signs the other day and no one cared.

by ScarlettP01 May 30, 2008

freewank

To masturbate from memory rather than using any stimuli such as internet, film or magazines.

Its looks like I am going to have to have a freewank because my internet is down.

by dan dan April 26, 2014

Freelay

The freestyle relay usually at the end of a swim meet.

Only the fastest four swimmers on the team can swim in the freelay.

by C. Praley November 20, 2007