I've lived in France since 2001. It is true that 10% of the population of France is Islamic, and there are women in headscarves and strange drab overcoats in the hottest weather. But like 90% of Muslims worldwide would prefer, these are people who are here for "liberté, égalité, fraternité". France also has the largest Jewish population of a European country.
France enthusiastically supports UN efforts to keep the peace, notably in Africa, where the Congolese wars have cost 4 million lives since 1998. France has always been the great country of diplomacy and supports just, negotiated and multilateral solutions rather than "shoot first" solutions which regretably seem to have become accepted in my home country, England.
Cheeses are just as smelly in Germany and Switzerland, by the way. French cider is also great, but I'm sorry to say not the beer. And, American obesity would not be what it is without French Fries!
If anyone comes to live here, you will encounter the great character of modern France, the "labyrinthe administrative".
France enthusiastically supports UN efforts to keep the peace, notably in Africa, where the Congolese wars have cost 4 million lives since 1998. France has always been the great country of diplomacy and supports just, negotiated and multilateral solutions rather than "shoot first" solutions which regretably seem to have become accepted in my home country, England.
Cheeses are just as smelly in Germany and Switzerland, by the way. French cider is also great, but I'm sorry to say not the beer. And, American obesity would not be what it is without French Fries!
If anyone comes to live here, you will encounter the great character of modern France, the "labyrinthe administrative".
by Malcolm Rose July 28, 2005
by Da Whitey November 12, 2003
Person 1: I think I need to leave the country.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Well I'm wanted by INTERPOL for secretly defrauding most of the countries in the G27.
Person 1: Did you defraud France?
Person 2: I don't think so.
Person 1: Bon Voyage. Send me le vin.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Well I'm wanted by INTERPOL for secretly defrauding most of the countries in the G27.
Person 1: Did you defraud France?
Person 2: I don't think so.
Person 1: Bon Voyage. Send me le vin.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010
A country that many people are harsh about, but they are just jealous because french people are proud of the country they live in. There is that typical stereotype of smoking like chimneys and onions round their necks, but you are all wrong - we're all human.
There are four different parts to France, North, South, East and West, all different and special from one another.
North: Quite a boring area, but a good place to do some decnet shopping. Not the nicest of towns, but best of all, the capital - Paris. It's beautiful, you just have to look in the right areas.
East: Again another boring part, just plain land for farming, France will never run out of food.
West: Near Spain, lovely place to be with the Pyranees and the sea nearby. Second best area in France.
South: The best part with incredible weather, to moutains ans famous beaches. It so hard to describe because it so wonderful there - go there!
There are four different parts to France, North, South, East and West, all different and special from one another.
North: Quite a boring area, but a good place to do some decnet shopping. Not the nicest of towns, but best of all, the capital - Paris. It's beautiful, you just have to look in the right areas.
East: Again another boring part, just plain land for farming, France will never run out of food.
West: Near Spain, lovely place to be with the Pyranees and the sea nearby. Second best area in France.
South: The best part with incredible weather, to moutains ans famous beaches. It so hard to describe because it so wonderful there - go there!
by frenchieyeaaaaaaaah July 10, 2009
Another word for "I surrender"
by Lovethecreeper March 14, 2018
The Country that practically invented Porn because they invented can can dancing and watched the monarchs fuck and started a revolution when the monarchs didn't want them to want people to watch them fuck also a country that has a lot of stereotypes and would probably ranks 3rd on most stereotyped country also it's the country that frenchaboos adore also people think France has a terrible army when they are a nuclear power. The only stereotype that is true is that the french protest all the time
by FrenglishMan101 June 7, 2020
a country that for some reason hates america and america hates them back. i have two major issues with this country
1) they think that they saved us from the British during the revolution... wrong. they only helped us after seeing that we were for real and then decided to help and to rub it it England's face.
2) they treat us like shit even though we pretty much sent many young men to their deaths on DDay. to all french assholes that think America sucks go to Normandy, look for the American flag and then look at all the white gravestones, that was from one day of fighting to free you guys from hitler's reich.
1) they think that they saved us from the British during the revolution... wrong. they only helped us after seeing that we were for real and then decided to help and to rub it it England's face.
2) they treat us like shit even though we pretty much sent many young men to their deaths on DDay. to all french assholes that think America sucks go to Normandy, look for the American flag and then look at all the white gravestones, that was from one day of fighting to free you guys from hitler's reich.
French guy: (with that accent) America would not exist without help from france
American: no we had it from there appreciate the help though
French guy:(same accent) America is garbage! they are all lowlifes compared to france
American: well you should thank those lowlifes who are now buried in Normandy to free you from hitler shitface.
American: no we had it from there appreciate the help though
French guy:(same accent) America is garbage! they are all lowlifes compared to france
American: well you should thank those lowlifes who are now buried in Normandy to free you from hitler shitface.
by xtremlylucky January 31, 2011