Furtard

a stupi furry

Hey did you know Cosmo is a furtard?
Cosmo: nigga moment

by furtard101 June 25, 2020

Beer it Forward

Buying a stranger a beer, in the hopes that they in turn will buy a buy another stranger a beer (rather than paying you back). Commonly practiced on International Beer Day.

It's like Pay it Forward, but with beer:

"Don't pay me back, Beer it Forward."

by skyscotty July 9, 2009

cleveland fast forward

When one does a Cleveland Rewind and forgets about it. Then at a future date goes to wipe and gets his own poop covered paper.

I wish I hadn't been drinking when I tried that Cleveland Rewind cuz I just got the Cleveland Fast Forward.

by Maaatt123 February 13, 2008

Forward Assault

A fucking dead game no one plays anymore because it's never getting updated and raped by Hackers

Forward Assault is ass

by omfgL March 22, 2021

Fail Forward

To persist, without a rollback plan, in the face of overwhelming odds and jeers from coworkers or friends.

I'm going to fail forward upgrading this laptop even if it takes night so I don't have to perform the lifelong task of restoring my iTunes library.

by SnarkyArtisan July 11, 2011

forward

In Jamaica it is used as a replacement for the word "come" since "come" sounds like "cum".

Forward nuh man!

Unuh forward inna dis.

by Majin_Boo September 12, 2006

Pooping-it-Forward

Based on the pay-it-forward theory, but in an office environment and including poop. One worker walks in on a co-worker while that co-worker is pooping in a communal bathroom stall. That co-worker, who was walked in on, then walks in on another co-worker pooping in a communal bathroom stall thus pooping-it-forward.

In Dennis’ first few weeks with Company A he really needed to take a poop. He entered the men’s room and pulled open the handicap stall door and there sat Jason, Dennis’ co-worker, dropping the kids off at the pool. A few months later Randy, another Company A employee, had a Taco Bell moment where he just had to go. In a hurry he flung open the handicap stall door and found a situation much like your lower intestine, stinky and loaded with danger. There sat Dennis upon the company throne, pooping, while texting his girl. At that point, Dennis completed the cycle of pooping-it-forward.

by RandyPits March 4, 2008