Farfing

The act of coughing whilst farting in order to mask the sound of your gas passing.

I couldn't stop farfing at work today. It smelled terrible but at least no one heard!

by Wildhair87 August 19, 2014

forking

Simply put: fucking. Slightly more socially acceptable in the presence of elders.

I thought we were just cuddling last night, but she couldn't wait to get to forking.

by Giant Peach December 28, 2005

forking

a funny prank. it isn't meant to piss people off. come on, when you think forks in your lawn do you think angry thoughts? if so...umm thats whack.

come on, lets go fork all of our friends lawns! it will be funny for everyone.

by your fellow forker April 10, 2005

forking

see fucking

Go forking figure.

by PyroPenguin December 10, 2003

awkward forking

When a person has the opportunity to enter the spoons position with another person and instead faces the opposite direction.

Katy had the opportunity to spoon with Will, however he had a raging boner! being completely creeped out, she proceeded to awkward forking.

by hoosierwannabe August 30, 2010

forkingology

a meaning used for having sex for atleast 5 hours straight.oral and BOINK!!!!!!!

I had a forkingologynight last night!!

by freakofnature12 March 26, 2010

forking

When you use your dick and your two legs to stab him in the lower torso.

"I'm not asking you to spoon with the guy, or even fork him-"

"What is that?"

"Forking is when you use your dick and your two legs to stab him in the lower torso."

by VOJAKIS February 6, 2019