floppy dick porn

Pornography that never shows an erect penis. This is most commonly found on late night movie channels.

Is she having sex with his thigh? Yeah, this is just floppy dick porn.

by Gabe K. March 15, 2007

Floppy chalupa

A Loose CHOOCH!

Man, those bitches at the n00die bar have floppy chalupas.

by Taco Bell Grande October 31, 2003

floppy pigeon

Sending a floppy disk by carrier pigeon.

The data center was down so we were forced to send all executive summary reports by floppy pigeon.

by JSwan121 September 11, 2015

floppy wanded dementor buggerer

A male wizard, with erectile dysfunction, who can only get a thrill through anally penetrating a dementor.

That floppy wanded dementor buggerer couldn't get aroused at the sight of hermione's tits.

by Mexican Soviet September 2, 2016

floppy nob

when your dick is so floppy it almost looks like a saggy bum hole

your dick is a floppy nob

by bwebe August 15, 2016

Floppy Jalopy

A derogatory term which can be used in place of "erectile dysfunction."

"Yeah, I went to the doctor to get my floppy jalopy checked out, and they put me on Levitra."

by submison February 22, 2009

Floppy noodle

The act of flailing ones arms about whilst receiving felatio for the propose of making semen come out of the givers nose

Dude last night I gave a floppy noodle to Trina and she totaly snarffed all over her dress.

by JizzMan89 July 26, 2009