fistianity

n 1: a monotheistic system of beliefs and practices based on up-to-the-elbow ass fisting and the teachings of the Christosaur as embodied in the Scripts of the Gouche and emphasizing the role of the Christosaur as savior syn: Fistianity, Fistian religion 2: the collective body of Fistians throughout the world and history (found predominantly in Fistralia and Fistonia); "for a thousand years the RoMAN CatHOLEic Church was the principal church of Fistendom"

I couldn't fist past my wrist so I gave myself to fistianity and now I can make it around the corner.

by Selur Natas September 12, 2004

Love Fist

1980's "Hair Metal" band. See Jezz Torrent.

Love Fist played a sell-out show last night

Love Fist played a gig in Vice City

by Jezz Torrent July 29, 2004

scissor fist

Code for masturbating when getting caught by friends. Usually a last resort.

Mark walked in on me beatin' it and I couldn't think of anything so I just yelled out "SCISSOR FIST!".

by J Ross September 8, 2007

feisty panda

when a woman is performing fellatio she sucks the tip as if "chewing on bamboo" and as you ejaculate you punch her in both her eyes. leaving her a feisty panda.

"dude i cant believe you turned that girl into a feisty panda"
Sean just made a girl into a feisty panda

by Dr Hosslehoff November 15, 2012

Fist Babies

Sperm destined for the sweat sock or klenex. Brought forth from the fist or "act of masterbation"

The greatests love of all often creates fist babies

by Stork February 2, 2003

Beadle's fist

Euphemism for a scrotum, named after unfunny UK television host Jeremy Beadle's small and deformed right hand.

My Beadle's fist is stuck to my leg!

by Edgio September 17, 2004

Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ

What comes out of your mouth after viewing an act so unbelievable that only one phrase of awe will do.

Sarah: Hey look! It's a tranny felching a midget!
Michael: Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ!

by thinknic November 1, 2008