nine-fingered

1. Thief
2. A con-man (i.e. smooth talking salesman)
Origin: Probably spawned from the days when thieves had one of their digits forcibly removed after being caught stealing.

Used in the phrase "You nine-fingered shitehawk*!" in reference to a car salesman after he sweet talks you out of your hard earned cash for a car that is hardly worth the elastic in your underwear.
*aggressive salesman

by BBarker November 11, 2006

stick figure

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Sorry but the l's here suck, and the head move to the right, so it doesn't look like a stick figure.

Stick figure's are fun to draw.

by Supersmasher10015 December 23, 2006

Father figure

An older male with whom you associate as your adopted father. Teenage girls tend to have many father figures in their lives if they are lacking a father or have an issue with their own, actual father.

This also commonly leads to infatuation with older men who are father figures, be it theirs or in general.

Friend 1: Oh, I never had a decent father...
Friend 2: You have father issues?
Friend 1: Yeah. It means I now have a father figure...

by XrayCrystallography August 30, 2011

Figureoutable

When you have what it takes to figure anything out—the things you don’t know you know—and become the person your are divinely destined to be in spite of your present difficult situation or circumstances.

Everything is figureoutable unless you have let the doubters or naysayers talk you out of your dreams or life purposes, or you have agreed with the enemy that you can’t do anything else other than to accept your fate until your last heartbeat.

by MathPlus July 8, 2021

figure do me

something said in response to a comment someone says about you / same as 'you think you know me?!' or 'you got me all wrong' or 'Oh yeah? Is that so?'

Fred: "Uh oh, watch out for you food if Francisco's coming to lunch too. He's such a freeloader!"
Francisco: "Figure DO me?!"

by Brazil Jackson June 27, 2008

Figure.09

Track #8 from Linkin Park's best-selling CD, "Meteora". The award-winning CD was released in the summer of 2003. The track includes a mix of power rock lyrics from Chester Bennington and hip hop lyrics from Mike Shinoda, as noticed in almost all of LP's songs.

After I was finished jamming to "Faint", I listened to the next song on the Meteora CD, "Figure.09".

by Bryan Corkins May 6, 2007

fingered

rubbing a girls pussy until she has an orgasm

i fingered my girl for an hour last night a she had the biggets orgasm she cam all over me.

by d November 17, 2003