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Based on {Fidel Lopez of Portland OR who actually did this
by nino nittichi May 15, 2019
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Get the fidel wendt mug.The purest and most genuine person you’ll ever meet. She is honest, kind, hardworking and has a heart of gold. No matter how cold or bitchy you can be at times, she never takes it personally and will stick by your side because she knows you need her most in those kind of situations. She doesn’t care about status, popularity, all that nonsense. She’s incredibly humble too. She can be really clumsy at times and is the type to not notice the elephant in the room. It’s pretty funny though. Naïve, but she makes good decisions. Again, she’s so honest she would literally tell on herself. Her integrity makes me feel small (yes i quoted Taylor Swift). She’s driven, determined and one of the most naturally brilliant people I know. She finds it hard and cringey to say ‘I love you’, doesn’t like hugs and affection, but she expresses her love and warmth in countless other ways. I would say much more but it’s better if you just get to know her. Anyways, I’m convinced she is my soulmate. She inspires me everyday. I’ll love and cherish her forever.
She gave me a birthday card. At the end of the note it said ‘From your maybe best friend, Fidelia,’ It’s so funny and precious
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I've met Fideline last night. I'm changed forever.
How can I forget you ! Your are such a Fideline !
It was touched by the of grace of a Fideline.
How can I forget you ! Your are such a Fideline !
It was touched by the of grace of a Fideline.
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Get the Fidelitor mug.It hasn't been said here yet, but this schmuck of a dictator died on November 25, 2016. He reigned Cuba far too long.
Flawed to the core by communist ideology, this man only did the bare minimum to differentiate himself from the likes of Soviet Russia or North Korea, but was still FAR far behind with regards to the 'utopia' he and its citizens envisioned. He was more antihero than hero. His cruelness and bigotry negates his goodwill. While he took the nation two steps foreword, the citizens took a toll of four steps backward.
Flawed to the core by communist ideology, this man only did the bare minimum to differentiate himself from the likes of Soviet Russia or North Korea, but was still FAR far behind with regards to the 'utopia' he and its citizens envisioned. He was more antihero than hero. His cruelness and bigotry negates his goodwill. While he took the nation two steps foreword, the citizens took a toll of four steps backward.
Doris: Yo you ever heard of Fidel Castro?
Boris: Nope
Doris: He's that Cuba dictator who went full communist and ultimately fucked up his country
Boris: Oh shiittt
Doris: He would literally kill anyone for not having the same music tastes as him
Boris: Wtfff
Doris: He's dead now though
Boris: Yooo lets goooo
Boris: Nope
Doris: He's that Cuba dictator who went full communist and ultimately fucked up his country
Boris: Oh shiittt
Doris: He would literally kill anyone for not having the same music tastes as him
Boris: Wtfff
Doris: He's dead now though
Boris: Yooo lets goooo
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 21, 2021
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