Planting a Fern

Getting your hands filthy and shit under your finger nails. Good for the skin, bad for the back.

I love planting a fern with akesl in the lay-bys ❤️

by the chav patter May 6, 2024

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Fern

70's slang-term for a prolific pubic bush.

Inclusive of all genders and identifications.
The main requirement is a crotchal region neglected from grooming for months, whereupon entire ecosystems can be formed.

Jack Rebney: "And, they fit the diverse buyer needs of a very large... fern. What's the fuckin' line, Ken?"

Zach Galifianakis: "Between two Ferns"

by midinerd September 21, 2019

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Fernely

Not small penis

He is a Fernely

by Eric4444 August 9, 2018

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Get the Fernelymug.

fern

massive snake with weird eyes

omg that ferns such a snake and slag

by james.rice01 November 14, 2022

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ferne

ferne is a beautiful, kind, perfect soul that always takes care of the people she loves the most. she brings peace to her lover and safety to them when they need it the most. you can always count on her to be there for you, even when she is struggling herself. ferne is the most perfect person to face this planet, there is not a single flaw in her being. once you see her, you wouldnt ever want to take your eyes off her, she is so pretty. anyone who ever denied ferne the love she deserves is missing out because she is worth so much more than anything on this earth.

lover: “thats my ferne, shes so beautiful”

by i need a name bro March 28, 2022

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No Ferns

Straight talk with no bullshit, no embellishment, no enhancement.

No jump shots. No ferns. No memes. Not this time. I'm going to give it to you straight: If you need health insurance for 2019, the deadline to get covered is December 15. Go to HealthCare.gov and pass this on - you just might save a life.

~Barack Obama, tweet, 10 DEC 2018

by Porch_Frog December 10, 2018

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