Mc Felon

When you work at Mc Donalds and have 3 or more write ups and or on work probation

Braye: Man i got another write up today for eating some nuggets on the clock, that makes 3.

Gerald: Damn your a Mc Felon!

by Jamaldo April 2, 2011

Former Felon

A term invented by politicians to justify allowing felons to vote. There is no such thing as a former felon, once a felon, always a felon.

Hearing held to decide whether Florida’s former felons should be allowed to vote

by non-pc August 19, 2020

tasneem felton

tassy is a cool person who is loved by many. she has a weird thing for her friends mums though, so be careful when you introduce your mum to her.

bro no way... is that *TASNEEM FELTON??????*
dude i think it is! she's so cool, i adore her

by ?!$@$% May 1, 2022

National Felon Day

National Felon Day is on May 14th of every year.

I’m so excited to celebrate National Felon Day with my friends.

by Notmixmaster May 2, 2023

felony favor

To do someone a criminal favor without compensation--usually used in reference to buying drugs for someone without making any profit to balance out the risk involved.

"She wanted me to go down to Alphabet City and cop some cocaine for her and wouldn't even give me ten dollars for my trouble--fuck no, I'm not doing any felony favors!"

by Caty S January 17, 2009

Mark Felton

A British historian that also controls a fairly popular history YouTube channel called 'Mark Felton Productions'. He likes to cover obscure, yet interesting historical events. Some history geeks get compared to him.

"You sound more like Mark Felton every day!"

by Dumb Historian May 28, 2020

Felton

What you call the coolest person in the wizorld.

Gaylord sniffs cheez wiz so therefore he is a Felton.

by Felton Sheehy October 20, 2003